%%File: VIRS0022.TXT
%%Name/Aliases: Conan the Librarian
%%Platform: Macintosh
%%Type: Joke program, not a virus., 
%%Disk Location: Startup Item
%%Features: 
%%Damage: Does no damage.
%%Size: 
%%See Also: 
%%Notes: This applications monitors ambient noise from the Macintosh 
microphone. If noise crosses certain threshhold, a voice with Austrian 
accent asks for quiet. As noise continues, voice gets more firm and 
finally shouts "shut up!"
To remove, restart with extensions off and remove from Startup Items 
folder.